Sex, Lies & Faux Pas (by Richard Easton — The Matchmaker)

Gentlemen: Never ask the ladies their opinions on dating etiquette unless you expect an earful. The next day my inbox was filled with letters. One was seven paragraphs long. It seems we make such blunders as fail to open the door for her, help her off and on with her coat, pull out her chair at the dinner table, wait to sit until she does, tend to her wine glass, stand when she visits the powder room, and if you can believe this one, hail her a taxi and pay for it, that is, if we cannot deliver her home